Funny Sayings About Good Friends

"An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body."
- Jim Hayes

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend
will be sitting beside you and say, 'Damn that was fun!'"
- Unknown

"The only thing better than a good friend, is a good friend
with a bag of M & M's!"
- Unknown